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flapperdoodle

replacement piece of cloth for old-time thermal underwear poo-holes (buttoned flap on back for easy anal access)
i couldnt hold my bowels long enough to get my pants off so i had to buy a new flapperdoodle.
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rim flapper

The highly velocitized escape of gaseous matter via the rectum whereby the rim of the sphincter is first inadvertently puckered inward, then violently blown outward causing a momentary flapping as the blast escapes then subsides. The turbulent build up generally occurs as the sphincter is squeezed shut for extended periods. First dates, group meditations, and solemn religious ceremonies frequent such occurrences.
Damn that girl was so sweet I just wanted to sidle up closer, but for that bottled up rim flapper.
by Paco February 27, 2004
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Moist Flapper

The release of loud flatulence that sounds noticibly moist and wet. The hallmark of the Moist Flapper is that the flatula released always sounds wet but may not always actually be wet and result in the release of any feces aka Moose Jelly requiring a quick wipe.
Sherwin was rearranging his couch when he pushed on the heavy price and wound up straining and dropping a Moist Flapper. Fortunately it only sounded wet and didn't require a wipe.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2014
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fapperoni

It's like pepperoni, only fapping.
Dude, my girlfriend didn't come over last night so I had to make a fapperoni pizza.
by MikfozHasLupus September 20, 2009
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Fapperbate

A fusion of the word "fap" and the word "masturbate".
I couldn't help but fapperbate to that cleavage shot of your mom at the soccer game.
by duberry January 3, 2010
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Ass Flapper

one whos inner butt hole forges out side of the anus. most likely do to some hard buttsex .
Babe, uh, your Ass Flapper is bleeding again.
by Gary F February 4, 2009
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pussy flapper

When the external labia are so large and pendulous, that they flow freely in the breeze, loudly slapping against the inner thighs and each other.
Dude, check out Allie May's pussy flappers flailing around town from under her skirt. What a slam pig!!!
by Troup 100 December 13, 2005
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