Cross-fallatiation

A mutually beneficial deal or contract in which both parties assist the other for a common goal.

I will advertise your restaurant if you let me eat there for free. Commence the cross-fallatiation

by Dickweed6968 December 8, 2010

Tiny Hitler Fallacy

A moral dilemma, in which a person is asked how they would respond to coming across an apple on the ground. The twist is, the apple in fact contains a miniature Hitler inside of it.
How would you react?

"I brought up the Tiny Hitler Fallacy when I was talking to Brandon last night, and he didn't know how to respond!"
"I can see why, the Tiny Hitler Fallacy always leaves me completely stumped!"

by MJFelton April 14, 2022

falama

A generic term defined as being any edible substance to sustain a working group of musicians. Especially appropriate in the early morning hours.

"I believe your falama is burning."

by Dave Beatty April 14, 2006

Falafan

A fan of falafel. The falafan does not have to love falafel; they can merely like it. However, the ones that love it are the more extreme falafans and clearly the most dedicated patrons of their coveted meal, except in extenuating circumstances.

Patty: "Want to go grab some falafel?"
Eunice: "Patty, you freakin' falafan. Let's have coffee or something; we don't want you to get fala-wasted."

by Courage Wolf's Minion December 3, 2010

fallacachi

Distorted, altered state

The character in the video was fallacachi due to buffering as a result of a lack of bandwidth.

by sirLeytonian December 9, 2018

falagai

very aggressive at first but is really fun when you get to a falagai you should be amazed if your friends with a falagai

person 1: whos that

person 2: bro thats falagai he looks mean but he's fun

by kuiololi February 4, 2022

mathematical fallacy

Nerds like to use this when they procrastinate.

The mathematical fallacy 2 = 1 is a classic one, guess which step is incorrect:

Let x = y.
Multiply by x: x² = xy.
Subtract y²: x² − y² = xy − y².
Factorize: (x − y)(x + y) = y(x − y).
Divide by (x − y): x + y = y
Because x = y, replace all x's with y's: y + y = y
Simplify: 2y = y
Divide by y: 2 = 1

Did you see the incorrect step? Spoiler alert: it's the fifth one; you can't divide by (x − y), as that equals 0 (because x and y are equal), and you can't divide by zero.

by Lakitu's Cloud December 10, 2014