Fanuda

After working up a nasty sweat,Reach down and " Wipe the sweat and stench from your Balls real good." Then smack someone across the face, " Nose And Lips " Then say Fanuda Hows my Ball Jam Smell and Taste???? LOL

Wipping Fanuda Ball Cheese on someones face.

by Big Diesel 475 January 12, 2009

Freudian Grab

Refers to a moment in which you hear or read something incorrectly, thus interpreting it as a dirty or sexual statement.

My brother in law had just finished from a long night of driving and arrived at my mom's house when we were watching the news. Recently, a small child had drowned in his family pool, so the news was doing a lot of stories on pool safety - showing children running around pools and playing under the watchful eyes of their parents. Mike glanced at the screen, took a moment, and started laughing. Wondering why he was laughing at a story of drowning children, we asked what was so funny. The title of the story was "Pool Dangers" and yet my fatigued bro-in-law was wondering why images of children would accompany the words "Pole Dancers" that he mistakenly read. This is a Freudian Grab.

by Jezthesiren September 30, 2008

fanudar

A fanudar is a womens lower body part which is called the vagina or as kids call it today a PUSSY!!!

Bobby is a 13 year old boy.He goes up to a girl he likes at school and he asks to touch her fanudar she says yes. He starts fingering her which leads to sex in which they die of clamidia... THE END POOR Bobby

by dylan May 13, 2005

Feuding fat

When a persons body is half fat and half muscular and you can't tell which one is more dominant.

That man doesn't look fit of blubbery because of his feuding fat.

by Jeffry the part time hooker. May 24, 2011

Freuded

To make a "Freudian slip" that is especially embarrassing or obnoxious. Typically followed by the offender or a bystander saying: "Oh crap I/you just freuded", and holding nose or waving hand in front of face as if trying to divert the smell away.

Person A: Why were you late?
Person B: I got stuck on Sex Avenue.

(Person B meant to say 6th Avenue, and has therefore just "freuded")

by MM87120NY March 20, 2009

Freudian Click

Opening a computer program you briefly thought about but were not intending on opening in the first place.

Steve: I wanted to open Firefox, but I was thinking of that essay I wrote and accidently opened Word instead.

Bill: Wow, Freudian click man

by Bananananananakroyd June 4, 2011

Freudian Rip

Its when you accidentaly fart when you really didn't mean to.

Girl: Oh my gosh, you just farted!!!

Guy: Baby I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. It was a Freudian Rip.

by JB May 18, 2004