Faceationship

A facebook relationship

"We aren't really together, we're just in a faceationship."

by Jazyfire August 17, 2019

fartation

the authority behind the measurement behind a fart

The fartation of ur fart is strong in sent but not strong in sound... I can hear that shit from 238752983659256298562152799562756252352905732080728 miles away...

by FARTMAN900 April 26, 2021

Facation

When you write down taking vacation at work, but still end up working anyway

I am supposed to be off work, but I am on a facation today

by eag_fncc October 10, 2021

Factsational

Powerfully
grounded in truth in a way that is impressive, undeniable, and impactful. A blend of “factual” and
“sensational.

“Her presentation on climate change wasn’t just informative — it was factsational, leaving everyone both enlightened and inspired.”

by Kenant Pierre February 22, 2026

lactation fraud

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother

Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"

by LumonBoard January 28, 2025

Factitionist

When someone is so full of facts they can predict things off of their known facts.

So facty they're a factitionist.

by Prophet+Rogue June 8, 2025

Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.

Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*

by Britt k May 1, 2008