Fading

When you have worked all day then did a bunch of home(work), ended up in a fight with your boyfriend and had to deal with family shit and then decided to drink and smoke one at the end of the day, and are sitting in a movie theatre unable to get up from your seat due to either being too lazy or tired or both and someone asks if you want to do something else afterwards. You would reply back with “no thanks man, I’m fading”

An alternative way of saying you are tapped out.

Typically accompanied with feeling like you are happily swaying in and out of consciousness.

Yeah I was fading hard last night. Glad I made it home safe!

by stars-r-us October 24, 2019

jet faging

the act of using a jet pack on halo to kill other players from the sky thus resulting is a cheap kill that anyone who knows how to shoot and use the jet pack to kill

yo man theres a bunch of kids on slayer jet fagging the crap out of me its really getting annoying when they keep on jet faging

by balldankies28 April 24, 2011

downward facing doggy style

The act of sexual congress wherein the woman, or bottom dude, lies down with their legs on a divan, or other similarly sized piece of furniture, with their face on the floor while their partner enters them from behind placing his hands on the floor in a position not unlike "downward facing dog".

I was sexing a girl the other day, and she wanted a g-spot pounding, so we switched to downward facing doggy style.

by naked_yoga December 9, 2013

Facing

The act of arranging and re-arranging items in a grocery store, usually on a shelf. Not actually making them neater per se, but turning the objects toward you so that they "face" you. Usually done by a grocery clerk of some kind.

"Hey John, you gonna face* aisle 11?"
"Yeah, when I get the time. I gotta check this lady out first."
*form of the word facing

by It'sme33 July 22, 2016

FadingSm11le

The best girl to ever see the world she is beautiful and has a great personality she is both nice funny and sometimes rude which makes her the best person to exist i love her and you should to she is the best person I have ever met

“Have you talked to fadingsm11le recently is she good I love her so much she’s beautiful”

by Choicedrake521 February 7, 2021

Facing the Pillow

v. Much like facing the music, this term implies owning up to something you've done, or to the anger of many a relative, such as a wife, sibling, or even lover. Unfortunately, this particular term refers mostly to the outcome of fessing up, and means becoming smothered by the other person in this little play due to their outrage at your mistakes.

Johnny: Help! 911 operator! I just told me wife I cheated and now I'm hiding in my room because I'm facing the pillow!!
911 operator: Well, let us know where you live, and someone will be there to help right away.
Johnny: I live at<MMMMMPPHHH! MMMMMMMMM!! UUMMMMMMMMHHHMMUU UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
911 operator: Sir. Where did you say you lived?
Johnny:...........................
Johnny's wife: Sorry ma'am. My husband mis-dialed.
911 operator: Well then! Have a wonderful evening ma'am!

by Grammar_Freak_17 April 13, 2008

Facing out

A catatonic state achieved when browsing facebook. Noun: spaced out

husband: Honey what would you like for dinner?
wife: (silent while staring at computer)
husband: Helloooo, is there anybody there? I'll clean the bathroom if you say yes.
wife: (still nothing)
note: wife is Facing Out

by MrPoodle June 20, 2009