First World Problems

Problems from living in a wealthy, industrialized nation that third worlders would probably roll their eyes at.

Aw, crap, I don't know which 1 carat diamond encrusted platinum ring to buy!

by The Debacle Awaits September 3, 2005

Sounds like my first time

An even more versatile version of "That's what she said". Used to draw attention to a non-sexual phrase that could be interpreted sexually. Can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.

"Man, I don't think it'll fit in there."
"Sounds like my first time."

"I was so sweaty aftwerwards."
"Sounds like my first time!"

"How am I supposed to put this thing on?"
"SOUNDS LIKE MY FIRST TIME!"

"So then my mom came in and spanked me."
"Sounds like my first ti- Oh."

by Pandos February 12, 2013

The Forest

Malaysia Airlines Simulator

A great survival/horror game in which you are forced to survive on a cannibal infested peninsula, and completely forget about your kidnapped son while you build a massive fortress.

I massacred the natives in the forest for their dank crafting materials. Am I the bad guy?

by Johnathan J. Johnson December 27, 2018

feet first

A covered dead body (corpse) on a table or a stretcher (gurney) that's transported where the feet are first.

People that's in jail for life imprisonment, the only way they're getting out of jail is feet first.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 22, 2010

First Love

Commonly abbreviated as FL . It's someone you have mad love for & will always be there for you no matter what. The one you will always go back to.

That's my First Love(FL).

by Mehlodie💯 August 17, 2016

first things first

things must be done in order of priority

Come on, First things first, prepare yourself to school then eat your breakfast

by Omar Si September 4, 2014

Not my first rodeo

Literally translated means "this is not the first time I have done this." Applies to dozens of different scenarios. Relays to the recipient that you are experienced and know what you're doing.

Reporter: "Nice work on that verdict."
Prosecutor: "Hey, this was not my first rodeo."

by KImCobain March 5, 2015