Foreskin balloon

When your fucking a girl (or man) up the ass and they fart on your dick and it blows up your foreskin.

“Hey bro Libby give me a fucking foreskin balloon yesterday it was totally rad!”

by LTayl0rr December 15, 2022

Foreskin Fajita

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabe or muddy helmet and tadger toalie

My man did me in the ass so much last night that he ended up with a foreskin fajita!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

foreskin deathmatch

When four uncircumcised males armed with knives tie their foreskins together and have a fight

Due to his Jewish heritage, Jerry could not participate in the foreskin deathmatch with Kramer.

by Barlog November 11, 2015

Foreskin Reattachment

When the foreskin of the male genitalia is reattached either using glue or with string. This is done in many countries as tradition. This ritual can also be religious in some parts of the world

“Did you know that Arison is having a Foreskin Reattachment and we are all invited?”

by Bigoimain29 April 9, 2019

Foreskin Belt

A foreskin belt is quite the ingenious device for men who's foreskin simply does not have the snap back that it once did. The application of the standard foreskin belt is typically obtained through the use of Krazy Glue or one of its many imitators. All an individual has to do is hold the skin in the desired place with an alligator clamp or the like and wrap his custard cannons tip in the provided belt material, once the belt is at the required tension and position he will then apply the glue for an everlasting bond and shall never have to deal with stepping on his foreskin again!

Random Jick: Hey dude from the Enzyte commercials why are you so sad?

Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(

Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!

Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead

by Jixsta Von Kike January 31, 2010

Foreskin Pirate

Someone who is always after your foreskin and wants to mop your poop deck.

Ay! The foreskin pirate is after me foreskin again!
Shit Bill! Run or he will mop your poop deck too!

by John Shermanpenis February 10, 2009

Foreskin Trepidation

Fear of an uncircumcised penis.

"The new guy in accounting, Pepe, is hot. But he's French and likely uncut. My issues with foreskin trepidation will probably quash my pursuing him.”

by Indy Sparkplug February 27, 2011