i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023

Shitty for Sure

A phrase used not when something just sucks, but when it's royally screwed. Generally used in terms of happenstances.

Dupe 1: Dude I just dropped my phone in the lake.
Dupe 2: Man, that's shitty for sure.

by KJoH February 26, 2011

forshit

When a person gets really stoned to a point that he can tell the exact time of the next time he has to shit.This person gets the perfect understanding of when he has to take a shit.

Nik:"Yo im getting a forshit"
Amir:"how long do we have?"
Nik:"probably an hour before i have to shit"

by Nik Armi May 20, 2010

forshit

yes this is true

-Oh my gosh Nick, I went to this crazy party in good ol' pasadena!
-Are you serious, Josie?
-Forshit dude.

by Josie Marie Luck June 16, 2010

Forshitowing

When you eat way to much greasy food before bed and you already know you're gonna be shitting your brains out in three hours.

"I'm already Forshitowing my future . It's gonna be a long night after all those wings and beers "

by wonton extraordinare June 14, 2016