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Santa Flush

What some people (esp. young children) call Sani Flush toilet bowl cleaner crystals.
Mom, I think you need to put some Santa Flush in the toilet; it smells funny.
by Telephony December 23, 2021
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Flush But Verify

These new water-saving toilets are great, but after taking a massive dump, it's always a good idea to flush but verify.
by Justin Thyme Turd July 4, 2018
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flush the clam

When a woman has to pee after 4+ shots of whiskey.
Hey babe, that whiskey was the bomb but I gotta flush the clam before we do anymore.
by Basket Catcher June 3, 2017
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Preemptive Flush

What you do when you are taking such a big dump that you are afraid you will clog the toilet, so you flush while the dump is being made. What you do when you expect a "Clogger Shit."
by Stew711 July 20, 2015
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complementary flush

flushing toilet right after a turd hits the water as to not stink up the bathroom for the next person
hurry up I gotta take a dump, and how about a complementary flush
by somethree May 9, 2013
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Flushing Twice

Partitioning fecal expulsion, and all related processes to mitigate risk of internal toilet blockage.
John: Have you been flushing twice?
Jake: No, why?
John: Because you just f**ked up the toilet again.
by PossumCuber July 9, 2010
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butt-flush

In poker, the second best flush possible given the situation.
I had the king high butt-flush, but he had the nuts.
by benofmn July 15, 2013
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