Fidget Spinner

The physical form of autism. If you know somebody who owns a fidget spinner you should never talk to them ever again unless you want to be contaminated.

Guy 1: Hey what you got there

Guy 2: autistic moan "fidget spinner"

Guy 1: Oh god I hoped it wouldn't have to come to this

*cocks shotgun

The End

by papasito6 May 21, 2017

fidget cube

A cube with 6 sides and each side has its own fiddle gadget let me name all the sides.... xbox trigger, buttons, joystick, rolling gears, soothing rub and .... JOHN CENA !!!!!!

The fidget cube looked like john cena !!!

by Jkgfjf February 22, 2017

Fidget Spinners

AKA Autism, are spinny stupid toys that you only spin. It is an excuse for people with ADHD.

Fidget spinners are increasing my autism levels

by 42 Hunt Skank May 16, 2017

Fidget Slut

A slut who is known for their fantastic hand jobs and typing skills, as well as a special talent for being a boss at Jenga. Such sluts always includes the "d" in their work and name, unlike other sluts who shall remain unnamed.

Yo gurl, I'm gonna become a fidget slut because it's more sanitary and I'm good with my hands

by Derc33 April 12, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A horrible toy invented for horrible children

Person 1:I got my son a fidget spinner
Person2: *spits in face* on hat is cancer

by Newbness June 4, 2017

fidget spinner

A toy that teens use either to be part of a trend(*cough!* fad!), to make themselves look cooler, or a chance to use something remotely close to a Beyblade they could never own as a child.

Carl: Hey, Drew! Guess what I bought!
Drew: Hmmm... McDonald's?
Carl: NeeeOPE! A fidget spinner!
Drew: ...Are... are we still friends?

by Smith dux Wurd June 5, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A hand toy for retards and millennials.

Hunter, Scout, and Ryder are all playing with their fidget spinners. Here comes Braylen, he has one too!

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018