Facs

chars way of saying facts but she spelt it wrong cause she has horrible hand eye coordination

that's facs

by milco-_- October 6, 2021

Sneakeus Fatassious

A fat bastard that drives a white Chevy Colorado.

That Sneakeus Fatassious wrote me a parking ticket.

by PB Project Room April 30, 2013

cat facts

A really annoying prank where people call/text you and tell you a random fact about cats every 30 minutes. It's impossible to unsubscribe.

1: Thanks for signing up for Cat Facts! You will now receive fun daily facts about CATS! >o<
2: What the hell is this
1: Did you know that in Ancient Egypt killing a cat was a crime punishable by death? To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O>
2: 679254824hx8g4nbytN86t9687O
2: cancel
1: <Command not recognized.> Cats have 32 muscles that control their outer ear! Did you hear that? To cancel receiving cat facts, say <jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78>
2: jyug6gbG9IUBtfTp98hYUTgf6970hbyuG78
2: STOP
1: <Command not recognized.> Did you know that the first cat show was held in 1871 at the crystal palace in London? Mee-wow! >o<
2: SHUT UP
1: <Command not recognized.> Please prove that you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: Dog.
1: INCORRECT. Your favorite animal is the cat. You will continue to receive Cat Facts every <hour>
1: Did you know that there are about 100 distinct breeds of domestic cat? Plenty of furry love. To cancel receiving Cat Facts, say <djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g>
2: djrgfyy078rh486tYUHB67r9879Ohotf5OP98g
1: You really want to cancel? Are you kitten me? Please confirm you are human by completing the following sentence: Your favorite animal is the (blank.)
2: cat.
1: INCORRECT. You said your favorite animal is the <dog.> You will continue to receive fun <hourly> facts.

by just a random british girl July 25, 2016

50 facts about women

The list that drove the internet (and feminists by proxy) crazy. When first posted, Urban Dictionary users sent their own "definitions" both agreeing and disagreeing with the 50 Facts About Women. As the users submitted, a significant flame war broke out. Luckily, once Urban Dictionary reformed its moderation and administrative teams, the flames stopped, and peace, for the most part, was restored.

To this day, user IrishRepublicanArmy has attained both fame and notoriety from his defintion "50 Facts about Women."

by Mustafano December 14, 2008

Alternative facts

1. "Facts" believed by dumbfucks in their alternate reality.

2. Lies
3. Bullshit

A dumbfuck: "I wasn't lying! I was stating alternative facts!"
An intelligent person: "No, they weren't alternative facts, you were blatantly lying!"

by Keeper of Critters January 27, 2017

50 facts about women

A stereotypical list of things women do. Girls can get offended by it, but it's for entertainment. As long as people don't actually believe everything that's written on it, then it's not a big deal. We say that all men care about is sex all the time, so as far as I'm concerned then they can stereotype us, too. It's only fair.

Karen was in a righteous fury after reading the 50 facts about women, until she realized that no one who matters actually believes it.

by MissTipper September 24, 2005

FatAssMcBitchWhale

Any person or teacher who is fat, annoying, mean, hates life, and wants you dead. Be warned, if you piss them off, you will be crushed under the weight similar to a whale.
You Have Been Warned.

Dude, I hate Mrs.Welson.

Yah I hat Mrs.FatAssMcBitchWhale to.

Who?

Mrs.Welson.

Oh well that term really describes her.

by Jt The Wise One January 29, 2010