Skip to main content

Everton F.C

A football club based in merseyside, England. PLayed at a football stadium called Old Trafford, i.e Goodison Park. Renowned for its sense of love for the manc, and welcomes them into the team with open arms, such as Phil Neville and Tim Howard.
(Can also be used as a adjective, to denote useless hope in a pathetic moment.)
The fans can often be seen arguing with Kopites, although inevitably losing, since there's no evidence to support their claims. They aften slander about the Kopite, claiming that they're from foreign countries such as Norway. However it has been proven that the City Of Liverpool actually contains more Kopites than Evertonians, so in essence calling the majority of fans kopites as foreign is a compliment, as it suggests that Liverpool F.C has a lot of fans.
As a club it hasn't one anything in quite a while now, as it has no money, due in part to the consistently poor performances of the team when a season ends.
adj. to do a "Everton F.C"

person 1 : The match just ended, we lost, again
person 2 : Ah, we've done yet another "Everton F.C"
person 1 : Maybe there's a award?
person 2 : Of course not, all the good awards are won by them damn kopites and mancs?
person 1 : Oh well, it was worth a try
by Poor Scouser Tommy Boy May 12, 2011
mugGet the Everton F.C mug.

Expert

A paid shill that often goes on television pretending that they know more than everybody else to promote the false agenda of whoever is paying them. Note: they often sprinkle in facts and figures to confuse the viewer but never give an accurate picture of the issue being discussed.
The climate change expert went on Fox News today to discuss how global warming is totally not a thing and its everybody's imagination that its getting hotter and sea levels are rising.
by mark7979 June 24, 2020
mugGet the Expert mug.
Related Words
Exvert exverthot Everton Evertonian Evert expert Exerthy Ervert evertale elvert

Delete Expert

Someone who has learned to hit the delete button whenever a negative or discouraging thought tries to infect his mental software to make him look guilty, stupid, or worried.
Samuel wouldn’t be where he’s today had he not been a delete expert—more often than not, he’s able to neutralize any negative or doubtful thought with a positive biblical verse.
by MathPlus December 23, 2018
mugGet the Delete Expert mug.

Evertonian

Usually the kind of person you cross over the road to avoid.

Have a hate for the glorious Liverpool FC. This hate I believe is fuelled by that fact that they have very, very little success compared to other clubs.

Notice how Evertonians rarely praise they're own club, moreover insult other clubs, mainly the Reds.

Why are Everton so shite? Nobody truly knows, but what everyone does know is that "Duncan ferguson is PROPA SOLID LA!"

'Nuff said.
Look at that evertonian smoking crack and stealing cars!

Evertonian 1: liverpool are shite, la!
Evertonain 2: innit, la, liverpool are shite!

Evertonian 3: Stevie G is shite, la!
Evertonian 4: Duncan ferguson is so 'ard lar, he would knock him out lar!!
by Anonymous Scouser May 5, 2007
mugGet the Evertonian mug.

Cheese Expert

Noun: Someone who believes they know everything about cheese, its origins, names, ingredients, etc.
A Cheese Expert could be someone who claims that American Cheese is not real cheese when in fact it is but most modern day versions of it are not.
by drtoucan January 3, 2011
mugGet the Cheese Expert mug.

Everton

A club with very little success, fans of Everton tend to insult other clubs rather than attempt to compliment their own.

Evertonians tend to be the scum that hang around on street corners, and generally give the city of Liverpool a bad name.
Typical conversation with a supporter of Everton:

Evertonian: a'ight LA!!
Liverpudlian: When did you last win the league?
Evertonian: Stevie G is shite, la!
Liverpudlian: o...k..

Evertonian goes on to be a crack addict.
by Anonymous Scouser May 5, 2007
mugGet the Everton mug.

Exventribulatory

Exiting a building by means of ventilation shafts, specifically used in reference to escapes.
After robbing the bank vault, the thief made an exventribulatory escape and was unnoticed.
by JKDuo December 5, 2009
mugGet the Exventribulatory mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email