Extreme Wanking

This is when you masturbate in an unusual way.
You could be upside down at the time, using two elbows, your feet, sports equipment or rolling pins.
The purpose of extreme wanking is to spice up your wank life

Extreme Wanking example

The Andre Agassi : Double back hander

1. Assume a seated position
2. Point your legs to the heavens.
3. Put your hands underneath your legs.
4. Put both hands around your penis.
5. Enjoy!

by G-spot and McScrote May 25, 2007

Extreme Schwinning

Schwinning except you leave the safety of you vehicle to explore abandoned buildings and over grown hiking paths. Can be very exciting and lead to bear attacks or gun shots from farmers.

"I stepped in a bear trap while extreme schwinning last night."

by Noccie September 27, 2005

Extreme Planking

Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:

1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)

A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!

B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."

by muffinmanSG July 20, 2011

Racial Extremist

An individual who advocates beliefs of extreme discrimination or prejudice based on race as an entirety, discriminating each race at an equally excessive level.

I asked Brian, "Are you a redneck?"

He replied, "No, im a racial extremist...I hate everyone equally"

by D the J September 4, 2005

extreme hater

A person who can not be happy about anything. Never happy about other people and always mad with no other emotions.
A hater who has more hate than a normal hater.

Bob: He went to college? He probably went to the worst college ever! Fuck him!
Joe: Quit being an extreme hater man!
Bob: Shut up! Quit wasting my air!

by Snowbot October 27, 2007

extreme football.

playing football extremely in a thunderstorm.

please take into consideration that football may only be deemed "extreme" when there is a moderate to likely chance of electricution.

bobby-"ahh, man, it's thunderstorming again today"

johnny-"and i was really excited about going and playing football, shucks"

bobby-"hey wait, what if we went and played *deep epic voice* EXTREME FOOTBALL."

johnny-"hey that sounds like fun, how do you play?"

bobby-"you'll see"

fast forward to during the game

bobby-"go long johnny"

*dramatic lightning crash*

bobby-"johnny! where were you on that one?!"

johnny-"ahhhhhooooooooooooooeoeeeeeeeeeeoooooowwwwww"

*johnny's yelps of pain as he stops, drops, and rolls.*

by pocatilda. July 3, 2008

Extreme Bucket Pong

A game in which two players replicate a game similar to volleyball but instead with an empty plastic bucket. Mainly played in classrooms. Created by Tim Neate and Keir Loudon

"Hey Todd, Fancy playin some Extreme Bucket Pong tonight"

by keiryeahbaby January 26, 2009