ass extension

n. A phrase used by the recipient of a phone call that he or she does not wish to speak with you at the moment. Somewhat akin to "talk to the hand".

"Hello? Oh, it's you again. Listen, my ass's extension is 3459. Let me put you on hold for a moment while I transfer you."

"I'm going to give you my direct ass extension, please call directly next time."

by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008

Pinky Extender

A contraption attached to the pinky to extend the length of the pinky in order to acheive the male shocker.

I put on my pinky extender and was able to schwank and put a pinky in my stinky at the same time and with only one hand.

by Taiwerica December 30, 2008

expenses

The amount of money a guy shells out in order to procure sexual favors.

I spent $25 on you, bitch, you owe me a blow job in exchange for these expenses.

by JenCat May 5, 2006

extenze

Something the male side of laurens male family is in dire need of.

Laurens father: Have you heard about extenze yet?
Laurens grandpa: No what is it?
Laurens father: the soloution to our "Smallest problem"

by Gotcha bit*h January 26, 2011

cock extension

any firearm owned by a paranoid, limp-dick, gun infatuated NRA true believer

It was the neighbor's cat, not an arab terrorist you fucking retard. Holster that cock extension before somebody gets hurt.

by Skid Mark VZ May 9, 2007

extension cord

penis, phallus, male genitalia

"electrified me with his long extension cord"

by eytan ben-amnon March 13, 2007

extension

Pouring your beer into your mouth with you arm fully extended above your head. Best done in groups...

The team busted out the extensions to celebrate the kickball victory.

by kickball kate July 4, 2005