Emoji Explosion

When someone sends you a text, using an annoying amount of emojis (3 or more), instead of using their words.

I sent you a long drawn-out text, letting you know exactly how I feel about you, and your response was an emoji explosion?!

by Mellie D. September 30, 2016

anus explosion

when your anus explodes from a furious bowel movement.

I thought it would be a soft crap, but little did i know, it was an anus explosion.

by MisterFister6969696969 July 29, 2016

Taki Explosion

A large, often times explosive, shit brought on by the over-consumption of Takis tortilla chips.

Matt: Yo where's Kelly?

Sebastian: I think she's in the bathroom. She mentioned something about eating a whole bag of fuego Taki's.

Matt: Aw snap! She's having a Taki Explosion!

by Bangowest July 5, 2017

exploding dog

Something, usually a piece of art, that makes positively no sense but has a whimsical air to it and is therefore enjoyable. A reference to the popular website of the same name.

I don't know, that picture seems like an exploding dog.

by Jack April 2, 2004

explosive diarrhea

A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.

It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.

Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.

Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea

by Nettled October 11, 2003

Explosive diarrhea

A diarrhea so explosive that you can hear a guy with explosive diarrhea scream, smell something foul, and see pure shit coming out of a stall and a guy flying and bursting through the roof or the porta-potty flying with him as he lifts off the toilet seat. Then, his ass ejects millions of nukes while he is falling down and detonating them and probably killing you.

I ended up with explosive diarrhea after eating a pound of Chipotle.

by Derp1231 December 4, 2014

Explosive Cum

Cum that has an explosive effect on woman and objects. Usually explodes on contact.

Girl1: Wow, Look at that guy over there! He looks like he has explosive cum.
Girl2: How do you know?
Girl1: He jizzed into my mouth about a month ago
Girl2: Is that why you were in hospital?
Girl1: Yeah, totally worth it though

by Lolsonpolls May 12, 2014