exasperation

frustrated, annoyance, thats about what exasperation means!

He was exasperated at the fact that he was fired.

by heyley March 28, 2005

Exasturbate

When you are horny, and someone near you is only making it worse, often on purpose, with no chance of imminent release.

I was driving with a girl, with half a stock already, and she continued to exasturbate the situation by talking about her boobs.

by Lord_Setesh January 3, 2009

exams

Exams are really peices of paper saying that UR school is better than THEIR school.
Nout to do with u.

Thanks to our EXAMS, our school is number 1.

by nAtHaLiSm February 20, 2004

erasmia

A hot ass girl who can beat the shit out of anyone.

Erasmia is hot at and she about to beat the Ashley out of her.

by Xopaaoamma December 4, 2017

external examiner

Someone appointed from another institution by a university to question every little, trivial detail of an assessment or graded paper in order to justify their own hefty stipend, make lecturers' lives annoyingly miserable (thus reminding them they are still only employees) and to feign the appearance of academic quality.

Elvira: Leo the external examiner has returned your examination for review because some of the questions require commas to be added. Make sure you do this before you leave the office at 2.30pm today.

Chuck: If all Leo has to do for his money is correct my grammar, then I'd be grateful if you'd ask him to stick that examination paper up his fat arse.

by The Gonzo Lecture March 25, 2010

putty exam

An exam in which the teacher makes so difficult the entire class fails. He can then "resculpt" the class to give the kids he likes the higher grades and the kids he dislikes the lower grades, according to a bell curve.

I better start kissing up after that putty exam.

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

rectal examination

when a doctor (or anyone) examines your rectum by sticking a (hopefully) gloved finger or two up your ass.

Joe went to his yearly check-up with no clue that he was mere minutes away from losing his anal virginity.
Rectum? It damn near killed him!!!

by Nick D April 3, 2003