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1:An excuse to make life more misrable by the goverment

2:What most of us need

3:An excuse by the goverment to enslave us in a 8-12 hour prison with a bitchy dictating teacher to teach us crap and mistreat us so we are misrable, become barbarians, and so they can brain control us so we become "Sufisticated"
people.
Enslavement and embarrasment to the children labor laws. They don't even pay us when we are kids and in school.
by Zero February 20, 2004
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Valenzetti Equation

a fictional equation created by the tv show LOST.
The "Lost Experience" has revealed that the objective of the DHARMA Initiative is to alter any of the six factors of the Valenzetti Equation, revealed to have a huge impact on the date the human race will destroy itself, whether by global warming, chemical warfare, overpopulation or many other possible methods. These factors are represented as numbers in the Valenzetti Equation and are also the numbers frequently mentioned in the show: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.
The DHARMA initiative works with the Valenzetti Equation
by Khayman November 7, 2006
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ICE is as shitty as schools get.

All the kids their suck and have no life whatsoever. If you go there expect to be shamed if your straight and converted to lesbianism. The students there are super mean and are probably talking about you behind your back. They will walk out for some cause but only to be on their phones and skip class. Expect to be tricked into saying the n-word then screamed at. If you’re white and male you’re basically a nazi.

The teachers their are mostly pedophiles who have sex with the students. Last year they wrote complete shit about each kid on a google doc and how they’re all depressed as fuck.
Person: What school do you go to?

Other person: The Institute for Collaborative Education

Person: Isn’t that the school where that kid died of lead poisoning from the water.

Other person: Oh yeah, Jim wasn’t it?

Person: No I think it was Dylan something.

Other person: Oh no, that guy just inhaled to much boys bathroom.

Person: Oh
by AkwrdQuesadilla July 13, 2019
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Educationally sexy

When someone is so smart it turns people on
Clara: * A plussing away
Matt: Your so educationally sexy clara!
Clara: LOL!, what does that mean
Matt: Your so smart and awesome at everything, it turs me on
Clara: Woww, your sexy in everyway possible!
Matt: i love you.
by iloveclara September 16, 2009
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Multi variable quadratic equation

Simple way of saying the entire problem is fucked up beyond belief and unsolvable
The building 5 project has become a multi variable quadratic equation and it's difficult to provide a concise answer to your question regarding the delays.
by Just got Ramras'd June 23, 2015
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line equations

(verb) To do line equations is a way to sound like a cokewhore by measuring, adding, and further equating lines of coke.
"I'm doing my line equations...does that make me sound like a cokewhore?"
by lyssalicious February 27, 2010
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Special education

I fucking hate "Special ed" Classes so much. Sure, it can help people with severe ADHD or autism or whatever, But for kids on the lighter side of the spectrum, It just seperates them from their peers, gets them bullied and teased, And just makes everything for easy for no reason!
I would slap my middle school Special education teacher so hard, She would wake up with severe ADHD, Autism and mental retardation.
by coolhandlehere69420 January 8, 2023
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