1. Noun (derogatory). An overly dramatic, emotional, narcissistic and/or self-centered person who has been employed by a company or an individual in exchange for financial or other compensation.
2. An emo with a job.
2. An emo with a job.
Emoployee: But this task is HARD and all of the rest of you are STUPID! Why does everyone HATE me? I've been in this industry for over 3 MONTHS so I know EVERYTHING and can do everyone's job better than they can! What deadline? *cries*
Manager: Quit your whining and get back to work, emoployee!
Manager: Quit your whining and get back to work, emoployee!
by infuz May 27, 2008
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Get the Self-Employed Model mug.1. A person who can't stand their job, day in and day out, they are bored to death and body starts to go in to convulsions. Brain cells starts to die from lack job satisfaction which brings on employeeitis.
by NicandD July 23, 2009
Get the Employeeitis mug.When you ask someone if you were "employed" last night, it typically refers to receiving either a "handjob" or "blowjob" or some other type of "job" you could obtain over night.
Man: "Yo Dude! Did you get employed last night?!?"
Dude: "Yeah Man, got an amazing blowjob last night!"
Dude: "Yeah Man, got an amazing blowjob last night!"
by TheGiant November 18, 2014
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lobbyist for the restaurant, hotel, alcohol, and cigarette companies. "Defeat the Debt, another 501(c)(3), is supposedly organized by the Employment Policies Institute ALSO created by Berman & Co.
The Employment Policies Institute is not an institute, in the sense that it doesn't conduct research or perform services to the public. All it does is recycle American Enterprise Institute talking points under a false flag. Berman & Co. has a very large number of "institutes" or organizations, usually little information about the funding or affiliations. It cites "articles" which are letters to the editor published by a "senior economic analyst" at the "Employment Policies Institute," etc.
The "studies" are not peer-reviewed, but they take a long time to download (they're PDF files, naturally). The "doctors" are merely Ph.D. holders in an unrelated field spouting glibertarian theories. All in all, another front for wingnut welfare.
lobbyist for the restaurant, hotel, alcohol, and cigarette companies. "Defeat the Debt, another 501(c)(3), is supposedly organized by the Employment Policies Institute ALSO created by Berman & Co.
The Employment Policies Institute is not an institute, in the sense that it doesn't conduct research or perform services to the public. All it does is recycle American Enterprise Institute talking points under a false flag. Berman & Co. has a very large number of "institutes" or organizations, usually little information about the funding or affiliations. It cites "articles" which are letters to the editor published by a "senior economic analyst" at the "Employment Policies Institute," etc.
The "studies" are not peer-reviewed, but they take a long time to download (they're PDF files, naturally). The "doctors" are merely Ph.D. holders in an unrelated field spouting glibertarian theories. All in all, another front for wingnut welfare.
The Employment Policies Institute is a phony organization created in 1991 by Richard Berman, the principal of Berman & Co. It is little more than a website.
The Wikipedia entry for the "Employment Policies Institute" was obviously written by someone affiliated with the institute. Essentially devoted to ending the minimum wage (among other issues), it includes a section taking the 501(c)(3)'s position on a study, and then cites a "paper" by that same entity as "proof." This is the sort of bullshit we have come to expect from Berman & Co.
The Wikipedia entry for the "Employment Policies Institute" was obviously written by someone affiliated with the institute. Essentially devoted to ending the minimum wage (among other issues), it includes a section taking the 501(c)(3)'s position on a study, and then cites a "paper" by that same entity as "proof." This is the sort of bullshit we have come to expect from Berman & Co.
by Sorry, the good guys lost September 11, 2010
Get the Employment Policies Institute mug.Customers who got lost looking for batteries, never found their way out, were given an uniform and excepted their fate.
Person 1: did you hear about mitchell and Jamaal.
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees
Person 2: yeah they got lost looking for batteries so now they are Home depot employees
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Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??
Person 1: they will be getting paid
Person 2: that’s still kidnapping
Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment
Person 2: isn’t that kidnapping??
Person 1: they will be getting paid
Person 2: that’s still kidnapping
Person 1: I don’t like that word.. I prefer the phrase forced employment
by Nerfking1887 February 8, 2019
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