Elephant Thonk

Elephant Thonk: Massive camel toe, or huge moose knuckle.

Hey bro. Check out that thick girl's elephant thonk. Looks like it's trying to grow legs.

by Fizban Albrite November 9, 2018

Elephant Toothpaste

The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.

Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”

Class: “Fuck you!”

Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”

by Juul Sniper June 19, 2019

Elephant Mario

Contender for the worst thing in the world; only slightly better than Elephant Peach.

Dude 1: bet you don't know what's the worst power up.
Dude 2: Elephant Mario.

by TacoFromTheSky June 30, 2023

lonely elephant

A person who is a conservative (or republican) that lives in an area that is predominantly liberal (or democrat)

Andrew considers himself to be a right-wing conservative, however, he lives in West Hollywood. Therefore he is a Lonely Elephant.

by banute October 6, 2009

[Cajun Circus Elephant]

A sexual act involving three willing participants in three distinct steps: Step One - Cajun spices are sprinkled on the surface where intercourse will take place

Step Two - the male partner must ejaculate on a female participant who then proceeds to roll around in the spices mastering the shake n' bake technique

Step Three - All participants mount each other much like elephants in a circus, upon the climax they wave their arms in an elephant like style.

Rachel: "I'm feeling some Cajun Circus Elephant tonight whaddaya say we call up Julia?"
Ted:"Only if I get to be ringleader this time!"

by PeanutDan January 26, 2011

cum like an elephant

What you say when you cum or jizz an abnormally large load of sperm during sex.

Last night when fucking Susan I've cum like an elephant..

by kam75xx February 5, 2022

pink suede elephant

the secret that someone is gay, everybody knows it, but wont admit it.

"it's like there's a pink suede elephant in the middle of the room, and nobody's allowed to talk about" - Miranda Hobbs, Sex and the City

by pinksuede June 5, 2009