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Hormonal Ejaculation

Hormonal Ejaculation is another synonym for crying, although not very subtle sounding, it does fit appropriately as shedding out tears could also be defined as ejaculating your hormones.
A :Hey did you hear? , our boy got his ass dumped by his chick last night.

B : Ah Shit, For real ?

A : Yeah ! , and that was followed by a shit load of Hormonal Ejaculation from his side.

A & B : Lol'z, Poor Him! ...
by Eliminist August 7, 2010
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Orifice Ejaculation

Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.

Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.
I just can't wait to tell my wife I had an orifice ejaculation last night
by sniquemazter November 22, 2016
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nipple ejaculation

A phrase used in awkward situations to relieve tension
Person 1: soooo...
Person 2: nipple ejaculation
All: hahahaha
by Barbsbarbie September 17, 2013
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Unsolicited ejaculation

When the pussy so good and you lose control and accidentally cum in her
by NEVERapper27 February 12, 2019
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Ejaculative Slumber

When you pass out due to exhaustion shortly after busting a nut, and are plunged into deep sleep.
Dude, last night I slept 12 hours because of an ejaculative slumber!
by JK_Money December 13, 2020
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Pure Ejaculation

Cum with me,
And you'll see,
A world of pure ejaculation
by mooò November 18, 2020
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Eye ejaculant

The substance produced by one's ocular cavity after watching a particularly emotional commercial regarding a long distance phone call to an elderly relative or former high school volleyball coach.
Toby, wipe that eye ejaculant off of your cheek, Dianne doesn't know what she's missing out on. Son, this too shall pass. Now finish your homework.
by Headyesq October 13, 2017
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