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Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.
Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.
by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017
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Yarvinian evolution

"Yarvinian evolution" is the system by which dumb people arrive at dumb ideas instead of smart ideas because they think the dumb idea "sounds more badass".

The name is a hybrid between "Darwinian evolution" and "Yarvin" as in Curtis Yarvin, the "Dark Enlightenment" blogger-turned-philosopher whose grade-school-level dumb ideas were taken seriously by the likes of Peter Thiel and J. D. Vance.
The advent of conservative, "red pilled" or "black pilled" memes is a textbook example of Yarvinian evolution.
by snknarf- February 15, 2025
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True Evolution

Evolution is the hypothetical theory or joke that everything came into existence (the earth, 4.5 billion years ago) through natural processes over an elongated duration without any logical evidence. Likewise, according to the secular view, evolution is presumed “science” in education, but is nothing more than another heretical religion demoting the Evangelical truth of God’s creation with diluvial scripture aligning physical evidence to the Biblical creation.
1. True Evolution is merely a theory derived by sinful human error.
2. Evolution is scientific heresy, teaching fictional stories on the account of human error.
3. Evolution demotes the Evangelical truth as it is full of error.
4. Evolution is illogical and “secular scientists” are biased in their own beliefs, ignoring living mammoth tissue and dinosaur blood.
5. Evolution is not a science, but the science of heresy.
6. Evolution is humanity’s greatest joke.
by Evidential TruthSeeker November 13, 2023
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Oval Evolution

The most high mechanic player of mobile legend
by JOHAN ADMIN SMA January 4, 2022
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Lancer Evolution

The greatest 4 door car ever made literally think about this car every day
That’s a sick lancer evolution bro
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Evolution

Evolution is the survival game of living organisms invented by Charles Darwin.
- Dolphin's closest evolutionary relatives are pigs. Now, ain't that a real mindf_ck?
- Well, u know, that Darwin fellow was very good in inventing life and everything...
by Hobo_Geography October 2, 2021
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National Ly Evolution Day

Ly finally acquires a personality, and uses big words such as nonchalant, and overreacting.
by Proud Father of Ly August 17, 2024
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