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Electrical Engineer

Someone who signed up for at least 4-5 years of insanity inducing torture.
Oh you're going to be an electrical engineer? Hopefully you'll make it out in one piece.
by still_sane December 9, 2012
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Affection Erection

When you get an erection from a hug, holding hands, when someone says I love you, or anything in that nature
Man I hadn't seen Olivia in awhile but I saw her and we hugged and got an affection erection.
by some fag December 8, 2015
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erectophiliac

Someone who has an unusually strong attraction towards boners
Ishac: Ew does that guy have a boner?
HelgAnus:*pops open mouth, rolls eyes back and faints*
Ishac: Oh sorry, forgot you were an erectophiliac
by HelgAnus February 12, 2014
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Erectipples

guy 1 *holy hell look and those Erectipples.
guy 2 *Fr those protruding pellets are staring at me.
by Rad Chad09 April 12, 2023
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Electric stove

An electric stove is a stupid stove which make food taste like plastic! No matter how well you cook it or how seasoned it is, nothing can mask the plastic taste that electric stoves leave on food.
Tony: I cooked rice and beans and meat and spaghetti on an electric stove. It taste like plastic! So I got rid of the electric stove and bought a gas stove. Gas stoves add flavor!

Apple using headphone jack hating charging port hating SAM card hating speakers hating cloud loving butt plug wearing hipsters!: But we love the plastic taste!
by HawaiianPunch1 February 2, 2023
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crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.
Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.
by james savik November 15, 2018
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Electile Dysfunction

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.
"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."
by ScottySlave January 18, 2008
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