Epigasm

The strange tingling feeling you get when you watch a video, commercial, or movie.

Guy: Morgan Freeman's voice gives me an epigasm

by Mount 'n' Do Me February 21, 2010

Epiwank

An awesome, room shaking, sometimes life changing session of male masturbation

John "Jeremy why do you look like you've run a marathon this morning when you've only just got out of bed?"

Jeremy "I have a stinking hangover so thought I'd treat myself to an epiwank"

by Wansky June 1, 2011

Ephany

A person who has overcome many obstacles in life and has emerged victorious in every possible aspect of life.

Someone beautiful.

Ephany untouchable

by m a t t June 2, 2013

Ephixa

EDM Producer who likes bacon and Zelda and is speculated to be a penguin. He left Monstercat because, well, nobody knows the full story, but apparently he wasn't taking the running of Monstercat as seriously as others. He has been very quiet and introverted lately but is expected to return in 2014. Long live Ephixa.

Have you heard Ephixa's new song?
What the fuck no he doesn't have a new song, but Awesome To The Max is awesome to the max!

by DogeIsLoveDogeIsLife December 29, 2013

Secret Missing Episode

"Secret Missing Episode" are a series of YouTube videos. The videos usually begin with some variation of "This is the Secret Missing Episode of (name of show). It was never aired because (some disgusting reason). Warning: You must be at least (ridiculous age, often accompanied with the requirement to do or have done a vulgar act) to watch." The video then, using text-to-speech software such as Speakonia, features the characters from the show, usually discussing their homosexuality. These videos usually follow the same formula as Barney Bunch videos do.

"This is the Secret Missing Episode of Futurama. It was never aired because it made everyone cum. Warning, you must be at least 208,346,450,342 years old and have had sex with Drew Pickles seven times to watch.

Hi, my name is Bender, and I am really really really really really really gay..."

by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008

Jeffrey Epstein

didn't kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

by mitt namn January 9, 2020

epilator

A little battery powered machine that has little metal things on the top that spin, pulling out hair in the process.

I used my epilator on my nipples this morning. Now they're silky smooth O:

by guavameister March 24, 2011