Textile Dysfunction

Inability to maintain lasting performance in clothing, leading to social and psychological consequences. Mizzen+Main has cured thousands of men suffering from Textile Dysfuction in their dress shirts.

Side effects may include bloated self-esteem, excessive confidence, modeling contracts, adoration, winning at everything, and a higher sense of well-being.

Hey man, looks like you've got a bad case of Textile Dysfunction. In other words, you look like shit! Have you heard of Mizzen+Main? They've got a cure!

by Money_Mike_ November 9, 2018

Deprectile dysfunction

When you're too sad to jerk off, even though nutting would make you feel better

Guy 1: "I think I'm having Deprectile dysfunction"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"

by Epic989 September 2, 2019

Electile Dysfunction

The inability of the loser of a Presidential election to be able to accept the results.

Donald Trump suffers from electile dysfunction because he doesn’t accept that he lost the 2020 Presidential election.

by PaininVajayjay November 17, 2020

Rectile dysfunction

Constant need of a shit.

I have rectile dysfunction

by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

Rectile dysfunction

Constant state of needing a fat shit.

I have rectile dysfunction.

by Jdbfjwjbs February 12, 2022

Penile Dysfunction

something i suffer from

I have Penile Dysfunction

by tokyoh March 3, 2022

Bitch Nigga Dysfunction

Bitch Nigga Dysfunction is also known as BND. A loser that is a pussy and a loser at the same time. Doing questionable and retarded shit while trying to seem like an alpha male. the real disorder isn't man-made unless your mother created it.

That dude is such a cuck he radiates Bitch Nigga Dysfunction abilities.

by Billy Sacromento October 8, 2021