doylestown

One of the nicest towns to raise kids. Most of the so-called "spoiled children" of Dtown are being raised by stay-at-home mothers who are former professionals in medicine, law, business, etc. We have a community with much to offer families and kids of all ages in terms of culture, education and social activities. We have wonderful museums, parks programs, swimming clubs, sports leagues, lakes, rivers, playgrounds and cultural events. Kids who grow up here have a charmed life in a good sense. Don't let the few bad apples spoil the picture. Where else can you find a 20-million dollar state of the art Mercedes-Benz dealership, a few hundred feet from a well-hidden K-mart and dollar store? BTW, the castle-like opulent, Mercedes dealer has a fiber-glass mule dressed as a construction worker parked outside the front entrance. Too cool!

let's go to First Friday, hear the bands at Star Park.
love the Doylestown Bookshop
Kids love the Japanese, "Iron chef"-style cooking at OOKA's
Kids Castle
Mercer Museum
Fanny Chapman swim club

by lulu4 August 8, 2006

dara doyle

Best lad gets all the pussy can eats like a champ king doyler

He is the king bon boy gets all the girls and is the best in school add daradoyle04 on Instagram DM him and snap him on Snapchat xXDara_DoyleXx dara doyle is the best

by Snap xXDara_DoyleXx September 20, 2017

Dirty Doyle

To ejaculate a warm, sticky, hot, thick load of semen onto your partner (i.e face, mouth, hair, breasts) and then imminently proceed to kiss your partner while devouring the leftover sperm from his or her lips. From there, repaying your significant other by giving them oral pleasure, ultimately receiving their load as well, similar to what happened previously.

Dude, if you want the best Dirty Doyle, go to Michigan.

by Benjamin Trover November 2, 2017

Doylestown

In response to Pappy: You obviously haven't lived here for very long. In high school (at both East and West) I knew several girls who were pregnant, had already had a kid, or an abortion. There are in fact drug dealers everywhere, I know, because I used to be one of them. This would be a great place to raise your kids if you don't mind them smoking lots of pot and eating shrooms, and aren't worried about the fact that the gutterpunks can show them how to take one easy train ride to Fern Rock and pick up crack and heroin. And no, I'm not exaggerating. In recent years the town has been built up, so the random drug-addled hippies and willfully uneducated wiggers are lost in a sea of clueless tourist yuppies from the surrounding areas who are going to get hit by my car if they don't learn how to cross a street properly, but they are still there somewhere, I promise. On a lighter note, you can get by far the best hot wings ever down at the Mesquito Grille.

"I'm out of pot again."

"it's cool, we can ride down to Doylestown and get some from my guy."

by (god's gift) Magg0t August 2, 2009

doyle

to drop something, especially when someone throws you that item

*you toss your friend the keys and they fail to catch them* "Dude, dont doyle like that"

by etownchick December 29, 2011

pull a doyle

pooping your skirt while sitting on a leather chair, after throwing up on the carpet and passing out---thus someone else is forced to clean the mess up, with some tangible items, such as a tee shirt.

dude, I was at this party last weekend and this chick began to pull a doyle, for real, real messed up.

by mason meal June 26, 2009

doyle

a homosexual of some sort that takes penis into the rectum, usually seen in a sexual position achieved by spraying whipped cream around an anus that is inflammed and is spewing diarrhea, and proptly inserting the penis and thrusting from the pelvis( mostly seen with friends that have the letter k for example Kyle), a pinhead of some sort usually has a pointy head or looks as if thought to resemble frankenstein, very few friends likes fat girls, very attatched to his mother

NO i'm pinhead Doyle!

Yo John stop being such a Doyle.

by ihaveenolifeendlikepenis April 11, 2011