Guys dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Pants
2. Wallet containing cash
Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Heels
2. short skirt (no panties)
3. Top showing excessive cleavage
Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. GIANT burlap sack.
2. Flower print Moo-Moo
1. Pants
2. Wallet containing cash
Girls dress code for a strip club, Halloween, or Las Vegas:
1. Heels
2. short skirt (no panties)
3. Top showing excessive cleavage
Girls dress code when greater than 200lbs:
1. GIANT burlap sack.
2. Flower print Moo-Moo
Door Guy: "Excuse me Ma'am, but we have a policy at this club that does not permit chicks as hot as you to enter while wearing dress slacks, It is against our dress code. Please go home and either change into something slutty OR become 40 years older. Your fat friend my enter but only if she puts on a giant burlap sack to disguise her as a mountain of potatoes, we do not want to scare the other patrons. You may purchase a burlap sack from us for $15"
by David From Austin September 22, 2007
Get the Dress Codemug. A New Orleans term signifying a po-boy with all of the traditional condiments: mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles. Can also be used for sandwiches and burgers.
by slinkykitty April 27, 2015
Get the fully dressedmug. by Deep Blue 2012 September 9, 2009
Get the Nipple dressmug. by ChaoticZebra September 3, 2016
Get the Italian Dressingmug. Anthea was upper-dressing preparing herself for an international video conference, wearing a smart business top and pyjama bottoms.
Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.
The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.
Mark modelled his fabulous new sunglasses for the cover of a well known fashion magazine. He was only wearing a red thong on the rest of his body, clearly upper-dressing.
The news reader for was upper dressing with an exceptionally smart jacket, pristine white shirt, black tie, and absolutely nothing else apart from a pair of flip flops.
by Sonny Saint April 22, 2020
Get the Upper-Dressingmug. Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.
I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.
I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.
I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.
by Seuodikno September 16, 2019
Get the Dress the Thronemug. Sex in public dress
Alternate name for a form-fitting, knit dress, especially a sweater dress not past mid thigh in length. Person wearing the dress may be perceived as "hot."
Such a dress may cause the person wearing it or those who see her to think of the possibilities of Sex in Public due to the ease of which the act could take place while wearing it.
Alternate name for a form-fitting, knit dress, especially a sweater dress not past mid thigh in length. Person wearing the dress may be perceived as "hot."
Such a dress may cause the person wearing it or those who see her to think of the possibilities of Sex in Public due to the ease of which the act could take place while wearing it.
by Baseballbird November 18, 2020
Get the SIP dressmug.