dry dome

When a girl performs oral sex on a boy when he still has his pants on, much like an OTPHJ(over the pants handjob).

My buddy Jared told me he was hooking up with a chick and very excited when she went down on him, but ended up confused and disappointed when she gave him dry dome.

by SmooTH1986 June 2, 2018

Dry Cactus

one who doesn't put out; someone who, when in a relationship, refuses to engage in PDA; a public prude;

I hear Dori is a dry cactus with her boyfriend

by washyohands March 11, 2011

dry blastoff

The act of receiving an aggresive, juicy orgasm without the use of any lubricant.

I gave Kevin a dry blastoff last night and he totally loved it"

by Da aids December 24, 2014

Dry-Handed

Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.

Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

dry-farming

When you drive your clenched fist straight into your girls tight and dry pussy. Once inside, expand your hand open like a blooming flower. Works for both pussy and ass.

After my mother and I finished dry-farming, we went to the zoo.

by Zesty Uncle August 19, 2020

Dry and Crusty

A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.

I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.

I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.

Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.

Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016

Dry Spice

The act of sneaking up on someone, pulling down your pants, and spreading your butt cheeks. Once you are in position get the persons attention and then defecate once they look in your direction.

The act of defecating in front of an unsuspecting person.

A poop prank.

The camping trip was going great until Mike dry spiced on the camp fire. We had to move to a different camp site because nothing smells worse than burning shit.

by The Spice master June 7, 2013