A magical place you go when smoking a cigarette (aka doke)
When one lights up a cigarette, no matter where they are or who they are with, they have entered into the wondrous realm of Doke City. Only the visitors who have also entered into Doke City can be communicated with, unless you prelude your answer with the obligatory, "What??? You are so far away all the way outside of the boarders of doke city!! I can barely hear you outsiders!!"
A visit to Doke City only lasts as long as the visitor is holding their lit cigarette. When the cigarette is dropped or done, unfortunately, you have crossed the boarder from Doke City into wherever you were before.
Sometimes, there are designated Doke City entrances, like smoking sections.
A heavy smoker may sometimes be referred to as a resident of Doke City, as opposed to a visitor.
When one lights up a cigarette, no matter where they are or who they are with, they have entered into the wondrous realm of Doke City. Only the visitors who have also entered into Doke City can be communicated with, unless you prelude your answer with the obligatory, "What??? You are so far away all the way outside of the boarders of doke city!! I can barely hear you outsiders!!"
A visit to Doke City only lasts as long as the visitor is holding their lit cigarette. When the cigarette is dropped or done, unfortunately, you have crossed the boarder from Doke City into wherever you were before.
Sometimes, there are designated Doke City entrances, like smoking sections.
A heavy smoker may sometimes be referred to as a resident of Doke City, as opposed to a visitor.
"Guys, I'm gonna go to Doke City, who feels like making a trip?"
"WE DOO!!!!! LETS GO!"
(lights cigarettes)
Nonsmoker:"I'm so bored why do you guys smoke all the time? You know every cigarette takes 12 minutes off your lifespan and personally I think smokers are so unattractive, also I am really lame"
Doke City visitors: "WHAT?! I CAN BARELY MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING YOU ARE SO FAR AWAY IN SHITHEAD TOWN. I'M GLAD WE ARE ALL THE WAY IN DOKE CITY OR ELSE YOU MIGHT BE COMPLAINING ABOUT OUR SECONDHAND SMOKE, BECAUSE SINCE YOU'RE ALWAYS WITH US YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE A SMOKER YOURSELF!!"
"WE DOO!!!!! LETS GO!"
(lights cigarettes)
Nonsmoker:"I'm so bored why do you guys smoke all the time? You know every cigarette takes 12 minutes off your lifespan and personally I think smokers are so unattractive, also I am really lame"
Doke City visitors: "WHAT?! I CAN BARELY MAKE OUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING YOU ARE SO FAR AWAY IN SHITHEAD TOWN. I'M GLAD WE ARE ALL THE WAY IN DOKE CITY OR ELSE YOU MIGHT BE COMPLAINING ABOUT OUR SECONDHAND SMOKE, BECAUSE SINCE YOU'RE ALWAYS WITH US YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE A SMOKER YOURSELF!!"
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