herkin his dirk

Jacking off alone.

He was over there herkin his dirk.

by dizzlex23 November 25, 2016

Dirk

The opposite of Mickey Mouse. Completely valid and well deserved.

Bro 1: "Bro that test was not easy"
Bro 2: " Oh shit was it hella Dirk"
Bro 1: "Yea bro"

by Jhatassdo May 4, 2022

Dirk giblet

Loose anal skin, flappy rectum syndrome. Excess butthole skin

While doing lunges my dirk giblet slid out from under my thong panties causing extreme discomfort

by Penelope Picklebottom May 8, 2021

Perf Dirk

When you prop your partner up and then sit asshole to asshole with them and take a shit into their gaping rectum while you're both masturbating.

Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys

by Ranga124 November 13, 2019

Dirk

The opposite of something being 'lit'

Bryce says, "This class is Dirk"

by BilliamWeen September 19, 2017

Dirk

a person who is a dork and has the common sense or attitude of a dick/dickhead.

Dirk: What are you doing?
Me: Playing the gat
Dirk: Oh, I thought you said playing the cat, I was like wtf?
Me: You're such a dirk.

by lyingking December 15, 2018

dirk

used to describe a short chinese boy with glasses who is incapable of doing any physical or mental work and cannot be loaded with anything higher than 1st grade work

Damn he pulled a dirk.

by onichan1236669 October 16, 2018