Deviated Starfish

When the sphincter of the male human body has been abused in such a fashion the trajectory of the bowel movement now hits the ball sack.

Ryen took his girl out for an evening of passion and drinks. To his surprise he woke the next morning to a empty bed a bloody strap on and a Deviated Starfish.

by andypal February 14, 2019

Deminted

The act of having removed all non le masculine garnishes from a beverage, normally that of which contains a significant amount of alcohol.

Mike ordered a mojito and quickly deminted the beverage to make it look more manly.

by Blueballer143 May 26, 2019

Deintestinize

A nigga wit a big dick that feels like he rips your intestines out when he goes in.

He tried to deintestinize me istg.

by Datsnowbunny August 11, 2019

devined intervention

Refers to da "heavenly" helpful effort dat one or more other humans perform on your behalf to remove thick tendrils and creepers dat would otherwise be in yer way.

Two prime examples of devined intervention would be (1) someone's clearing away da web-like network of ivy and/or morning-glory vegetation-masses from da walls of a house you're spiffing up, or (2) one or more native-guides' vigorously swinging their machetes to slash away da encroaching plant-growth as your exploration-party pushes its way through da jungle.

by QuacksO February 18, 2020

devinie

Devinie is a very outgoing person. Can be a pain sometimes but always will care for you if you care for her. If you have a Devinie in your life you are very lucky. At times it may seem hard to put up with a Devinie but in the end it is more than worth it. Devinies are sweet girls on the inside but can be hard to see that past sadness and hurt. Devinie are often depressed and hurting more than some. Make sure to care for your devinie with everything you have. She is a good strong beautiful person and is very rare to find a Devinie. Usually has brown hair and blue eyes. Devinies are usually more blind and always will see theem with glasses. They are not the most loyal to be a girlfriend but can still make a good partner if they see a lot of worth in you

Did you see Devinie have a break down today, its the second one today.

by Christine osmond November 23, 2020

Devinesque

When someone suffers from consistent lapses of memory or an inability to think or reason clearly.

It was very devinesque of Mike to look for his glasses when he was already wearing them.

by Jimmyc68 September 4, 2021

devincent

A guy who tries to be a fuckboy

Devincent want to be a fuck boy but fail miserably

by Iwibhandsome November 22, 2021