Cylindrical Pouring Device

A jug.

You understand?

Just a jug.

IT'S A FUCKING JUG!

<TheJoker> Yo, pass me the CPD, I'm thirsty.
<LD> IT'S A JUG, DAMN YOU! A JUG!
* LD hurls a jug at TheJoker
<TheJoker> Oh no, my face! I have seen the errors of my ways!

by LD December 15, 2004

Devinne

is the best person in the world..an amazing friend..someone who cares about everyone even when they shouldnt..all around good person..get to be in relationships with because they are understanding and fun..wears their heart on their sleeve and always trying and pushing for something better..sweet,caring,loving,fun and random..

Devinne is amazingg

by hehehe710 February 3, 2010

devinly

Something that reflects the personal attributes of being uber-zealous, random, psychologically worrying to the point of no return, discribing an action in obscene paranoia, or being murderously amusing.

He yelled that and flailed his arms in such a <i>devinly</i> manner.

"I love my bacon bits. Love them so much... Don't make me kill you... I'll stab your colon out with a metal waffle if I have to. Oompah loompahs are scary. Scary to the naked eye, that is," is a very <i>devinly</i> thing to say.

by D April 25, 2004

Devaney's too

AKA: devaneys, devs, the deuce

the greatest bar in orlando, known to many sorostitutes and fratdaddys as heaven on earth.

Fratdaddy 1: "Hey, we want to go to ROXY tonight."
Fratdaddy 2: "Bro, that place is for GDIs... go to the deuce"

Dumb Slut: "What's the drink special at Devaney's too tonight?"
Alcoholic: "The same as it is every night... $5 cover, free drinks til midnight"

by devaneystooo February 27, 2009

Devinity

Devinity is a beautiful girl. Very kind and has a huge heart. Very caring and very sassy. She is short but has a lot of potential. She the cutest girl you’ll ever meet! She has an amazing voice and most likely will be shy but outgoing. She is very goofy. She is an amazing friend and you can talk to her about everything.

If you don’t have a devinity, get one!

God why can’t more people be like devinity !
God I love that girl devinity over there

by Lovely gurl2774 June 10, 2018

Name definer

Douche who attempts to make themselves look cool/impress others/attack others by defining someones name. For the most part they make an ass of themselves although they think they're cool.

Ha, she thought defining my name on Urban Dictionary would cause me to hook up with her, name definers are such losers.

by steve0717 October 21, 2010

Devin

One of the sweetest guys in the entire fucking world. He will always be there for u no matter what. He has a very high sex drive but he knows that sex isn't the most important thing in a relationship. I don't know where I'd be without him...

Be a Devin.

by Books. November 29, 2018