by Urbanmeans July 23, 2014
Get the desperate hoemug. A pile of resin and marijuana scraped and foraged from other discarded sources; dirty bowls, old roaches, keef from grinder, etc, for when no actual bud is available.
Our weed is all gone right now, but at least there's enough crap to gather up around here to pack a bowl of Desperation Salad.
by luckydespot June 23, 2009
Get the Desperation Saladmug. Proper Noun: a large bearded fella who is so desperate for any sort of female/male atention that he spends most nights alone jacking off on his phone, phonin every gal/boy he knows or are in the yellow pages begging for it!!!
also see: deperado and double d.
also see: deperado and double d.
-ringring-
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.
sean: hi, whats up dan.
dan: my cock thats what all 3 inches of it.
sean: fuck off dan you large bearded man.
dan: why you being like that sean please come over.
sean: no your being a right desperate dan.
Dan: pretty please with sugar on top. ill be there.
sean: sort your life out you desperado you.
by rjhawkins August 23, 2006
Get the desperate danmug. Everyone,
It's a contagious disease
Mostly Teenagers because all they think about is
Sex, Dating, Fake love, and showing their partner to other friends to show off.
It's a contagious disease
Mostly Teenagers because all they think about is
Sex, Dating, Fake love, and showing their partner to other friends to show off.
by rickrokks March 4, 2011
Get the Desperate Shitmug. The redhead is the ugliest woman in the group....and yet she is by far the most desirable sexually! I don't get it.
by KidNotorius May 13, 2005
Get the desperate housewivesmug. This is when you smell your own shit after you've taken a crap in a public toilet. After you've inhaled enough you'll soon lose consciousness and slowly die, due to the toxins you've inhaled.
A sad way to die for hippies!
Drug addicts used their shit as a way to get high in small doses.
A sad way to die for hippies!
Drug addicts used their shit as a way to get high in small doses.
Man 1: A guy died yesterday! We found his head sniffing his own load in a public toilet.
Man 2: Wow! You can die from that!
Man 1: Yep that guys was one desperate druggie!
Man 2: Wow! You can die from that!
Man 1: Yep that guys was one desperate druggie!
by FruitFly111222(I'm straight) April 19, 2018
Get the Desperate Druggiemug. Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.
by dr1nk January 24, 2012
Get the Desperation Drunkmug.