Denial Jealousy

When you hate someone's girlfriend or boyfriend with a burning passion and your hate is mistaken for jealousy. The person with the annoying partner is usually blinded with emotion and refuses to believe that their partner sucks.
Guy: Dude your boyfriend sucks like hell. You can't stay with that douchebag.
Girl: Do I see some jealousy?
Guy: No, your boyfriend is just a big jerkwad. I can't believe you like him.
Girl: I think you're just jealous.

Guy: I heard you're jealous of Michael's girlfriend.
Girl: No, she's just a bitch.
Guy: Oh, denial jealousy?
Girl: Yeah. He refuses to believe she's a bad girlfriend.
by sIOjfzuhgr;aezifbdh;ipgaebaegn October 25, 2011
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Friends in Denial

A relationship between a guy and a girl which has clearly gone far beyond the level of being friends. They text, video chat, hang out, go out together, make out, have been to bed together at least once (most likely they do it all the time....The Sex part). Their feelings for each other are obvious but one party is in denial (most of the time it is the girl) and says their just ‘friends’ but it’s clear to everyone that they are not.
Girl 1: “Hey Nainika, I hear that you and Rishi are together now”

Nainika: “No. We are just friends

Girl 2: *whispers to girl 1* “They are friends in denial. She always denying it but they are always together, one time a guy walked in on them doing it in the students room.”

Girl 1: “My goodness!”
by Morethanfriends April 28, 2018
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denial smile

a smile that someone has when they are denying the truth

looks a little akward
joe: is it true you are GAY!!!

Fred: no (he says with a denial smile on his face
by aisha faulkner December 15, 2007
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Senile denial

When a boomer fails to acknowledge a mental lapse.
The suggestion to inject disinfectant to cure Covid19 by our president, is the best example of senile denial I have ever seen.
by Professor grandmaster G May 01, 2020
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religious denial

When a person doesn' have sex or masturbate during a certain time of year for religious/ moral purposes
Holidays like Lent and 10 Days of Repentance (the 10 Days, for Jews, between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur, the 10 Days including both Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur), possibly even Ramadan. are supposed to be for religious denial.
by Sexydimma August 01, 2016
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Orgasm denial

The act of not letting a guy have an orgasm for a long period of time.
It is sometimes done with a male chastity device (cock cage) which is often cruel for the guy because he gets even hornier and his sexual organs become more sensitive. Biology makes him want to cum, but he can’t.
Also if cock cages are worn for long periods of time, the penis can shrink from 2-4 inches !!
Ahhh, this orgasm denial is so intense!
I have been in my cage for 8 months, my dick🍆 is sooooooo horny! I want to out cum in everything, but I can’t!
by its the real deal December 01, 2018
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Monkeypox denial

The STD clinic director and gay activists deny any correlation between gay anal sex and monkeypox cases.
Monkeypox denial: The STD clinic director and gay activist declared that there is no correlation between gay anal sex and the rise of monkeypox cases. They assert that homosexuals rarely get STDs and that the heterosexuals are responsible. The funeral directors thanked them for their profitable business.
by queensburykid August 23, 2022
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