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deeven

tall boy. name is usully steven. he is the cool on of the bunch and drives fast. you can also call him seemen.
hey. steven deeven seemen.
by bobqueda March 3, 2008
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Cara Delevingne Syndrome

When you can not decide if a woman is extremely attractive or just moderately attractive, much like super model/ actress Cara Delevingne.
Guy 1: yo man check out that chick at the bar, she's hot AF!

Guy 2: ehhh I don't know man, she is and she isn't. She's got the Cara Delevingne Syndrome
by Frostilacus November 6, 2019
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delebrity

1.A dead celebrity

2. Sometimes someone that has achieved more fame from being dead than when they were alive.
1. "Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett are 2009 delebrities."

2."Rob Pilatus - that Milli Vanilli guy, you know? - is now a delebrity."
by kitt19 November 17, 2009
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Stealth Delegation

Act of transfering a duty or task to a worker not actually in the chain of command of the assigner, always without knowlege of the worker's superior. Normally done to seem like a promotion or reward for the worker but really is a way to pawn of unwanted work. Dutiful worker sets precident of doing the work before his boss finds out and thus it becomes a permanent part of the worker's duties.
Useful when strategic incompetence is unsucessful.
A required skill in today's corporate world
Accountant: Dude - your so great I'm gonna award you the Data Collection Champion position
Drone 1: Whoa, I'm stoked, a promotion; what do I do
Accountant: Oh, lots of things, like collect all receipts and invoices and turn them in to me each month - very important

Drone 1: Awesome, I'm moving up!
Accountant: One other thing, I don't want anyone to get jealous of your new work so don't tell your boss, he might try to keep you down, and keep doing all your other great work
Drone 1: Rock-On.....like spy work
Drone 2: Duuuude...you just got stealth delegation 'd
by TedDeadMan July 11, 2011
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matthew adam delevie

a bangable :: lickable :: jesus-like :: gangster pimp :: who is a sexy :: goofy :: goober
OMG! I would so definitely tap that Matthew Adam Delevie! :
by KJR<3 December 15, 2008
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deever

1. An unexpected - and generally unwanted - gift or surprise.
2. 10lbs of excrement in a paper sack that has only a 5lb capacity.
Kid: Did you get me the bike I wanted for my birthday?
Dad: No, but I got you a nice, steamy deever.
by FischStick April 10, 2009
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daleville

the most boring and unknown place you will ever encounter in the state of Alabama
dude- so where are you from?

chik-Daleville...

dude- your mom did what?
by Crystal Hacker June 17, 2008
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