MR degree

Marry Rich Degree. When a person gets a rich or potentially rich spouse by marrying someone in a major with high earning potential or someone who is rich. It also refers to people in low income potential majors that must marry high income potential majors to pay off student loans or live luxury lifestyles. The potential spousal options are majoring in something that will make them wealthy or are already wealthy.

I need an MR degree to pay off my student loans. She parties a lot in college because she’s only here for a MR degree. His Daddy’s money is running out so he needs an MR degree.

MR degree by Anne332 August 5, 2020

nursing degree 

1. consuming a beer in a democratic nature 2. failing to finish a beer in a timely manner

Max-"Damn someones being dontastic and working on their nursing degree again"
Marc-"hey at least i'm not as democratic as don himself, sharing a miller lite with a 2 and leaving half of it"

nursing degree by f23ftw January 13, 2008

second-degree burn

Essentially a 'burn' about a burn (e.g. sunburn) that was mentioned in a particular episode of the ever-popular That 70's Show (see burn).

Jackie: Gee, I wish there was someone to help me put sunscreen on my body (hints Hyde).
Hyde: Good idea because sunburn could quickly lead to skin peeling.
Kelso: Aww man. That's a burn about a burn. That's like a second-degree burn!

second-degree burn by lastray September 25, 2010

associates degree 

A useless napkin that is most commonly attained at a 2 year community college.

Mom: "we're out of toilet paper "
Me: "just use my associates degree "

associates degree by dawnmusic July 12, 2015

93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash 

Dave's weed.

#PolePosition #StayLit

"Hey, man, dat 93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash smells ripe. " -Ryan
"Gimme a fry and I'll smoke you out." -Dave
"This is it chief." -Nick

93 octane kush og skunk gas fire jet fuel smoke 3rd degree burn hash by Professor Pole Position September 30, 2018

College Degree 

A fancy sheet of paper that has no significance when in the hands of a woman.

You cant grab a great personality or motorboat a college degree.

College Degree by Jdiamwmgy June 29, 2010

Fourth Degree Burn 

when you get coffee poured on you and you suffer from a stained shirt, phyical burn, and emotional scars. known to wake people up.

Joe gave me such a fourth degree burn yesterday morning.

Fourth Degree Burn by jrios March 31, 2008