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dicked in the head 

to get the shaft, the short end of the stick, royally screwed, unfairly treated, etc.
Man, I got dicked in the head by that cop!

Dicked Over

When someone is put into a position where they are totally screwed. Often the person responsible for this is awarded the Dick of the Year award.
(while playing mini golf)
Person 1-"Aww, what the hell, your ball is right between mine and the hole!"
Person 2-"Yeah, you really got dicked over on that one."

Dicked Down 

Tammy: How's you and Johnny's relationship?

Beth: Great
Tammy: He Got you Dicked Down
Dicked Down by Mcbitches December 17, 2016

DDDA - Deep Dicked Dat ASS!! 

DDDA means to deep dick dat ass, something you often do to a hoe at daaa club, if you got no glove.

You know wat they say no glove no love anal for the W
Chris: " yoooo bro i DDDA that girl yesterday, she had not showered for a while it ended in a muddy situation, big yikes."
21 Savage: "fuckkkkk let me slurp da muddy situation up for you ;)"
DDDA - Deep Dicked Dat ASS!!

A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin 

When a man defecates in the top tank of the toilet while receiving oral sex from someone pooping and sitting backwards on the seat.
"Hey girl, my dick is real hard and I noticed that we are both have been farting a lot. Perhaps we should A.C. Slater-Upper Decker Blumpkin"

upper decker

Also referred to as 'Going Up Top,' the act of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. Common courtesy not to flush. Used TP should be placed inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself. Feel free to throw in any other items you can find in the bathroom during the process.
"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker"

"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"
upper decker by ShitBrick February 24, 2004