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The possible result of encountering 100% of stuff in this world. Anything can kill you.

Seriously.

Means the opposite of life.

No use being afraid; it's inevitable.

See dead, darkness, Grim Reaper, The End, An encounter with Chuck Norris.
Death can be a result of:

Not drinking water.

Not eating food.

Eating too much food.

Car accidents.

STDs.

A toothpick.

A pickax.

You get the idea.
Death by TJWFTW January 1, 2010
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An endless race. You start to run as soon as your body starts to form. Some are slow and the race is over quickly. For the fast the race takes time, but know that death is always quicker. That gap will close and you will fall into death's grasp like the billions before you. There are a rare few who refuse to play it's game. They turn and charge at death dodging it's flaying hands. The defiance is powerful, but the game is over quicker.
I have had a good run, but now i shall fall to death's grasp.
Yes grandfather.
Death by A dot on a page January 7, 2013
Something better than sick. The best of all things. When saying something is death, you are saying nothing can beat it.
Peter- that car is so sick!
Brian- no it's better than sick. It's DEATH!!!
Death by Timmy o'toole September 5, 2013
The best nap you'll ever have.
Man, I can't wait for death.
Death by Akira Kursu December 1, 2016
what we are ALL AFRAID OF!!! ps if ur not afraid of death WHY YOU RUIN MY DEFINITION!!!?????
I HATE DEATH!!
death by StrawberryStar December 6, 2017
As 50 cent once said in a song "death gotta be easy coz life is hard". it comes to all of us so don't fear it, you cannot delay the inevvitable; IT IS ONLY THE BEGINING!!!!!
As cpt hook once said; "death is another adventure"
death by 2 total spastics January 15, 2004
guy one: what happened to that guy
doctor: (shakes headand sighs) he's suffered an untimly death
guy one: chuck norris disease eh?
death by sammyisadog February 8, 2009