Definitions by TJWFTW

Death 

The possible result of encountering 100% of stuff in this world. Anything can kill you.

Seriously.

Means the opposite of life.

No use being afraid; it's inevitable.

See dead, darkness, Grim Reaper, The End, An encounter with Chuck Norris.

Death can be a result of:

Not drinking water.

Not eating food.

Eating too much food.

Car accidents.

STDs.

A toothpick.

A pickax.

You get the idea.

Death by TJWFTW January 1, 2010