Dirty Danee

When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.

Had sex with a dirty danee last night it was awful

by Boogaboogaboo92 June 04, 2020

Dane Cook

An unfunny Gaylord.

Dane cook is a little bitch

by Ireallydontlikeu69 June 22, 2019

dane cook

A terrible comedian who's known for stealing jokes from earlier, talented comedians such as Louis C.K. universally reviled, only teenagers with half a brain think Dane Cook's funny.

I can't believe you like Dane Cook, you probably like Carlos Mencia too.

by chinaman February 15, 2007

dane

A little faggot who thinks he’s the shit because he co-owns a “healthy fast food” restaurant, but in reality he’s a pussy who wears ankle socks and is easily slappable. He’s also half jewish. But he’s a pussy. Fuck dane

Fuck dane

by Dane hoffman October 02, 2017

Dane Cook

(Verb) To steal someone elses original material, specifically a joke.

"Thats a funny joke, but you totally Dane Cooked it from Victoria."
"Yeah Dane Cook does do that."

by Angebones June 07, 2009

Dane cook

He is a comedian, who mainly walks back and forth on stage, jumps around, screams and talks about how much he wants to be a rocker.

Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.

Dane cook: *yyeaarrruuuhhh!!!* *starts jumping and screaming at the part of the "joke" which is supposed to be funny*

by boredloserwithnogodamnlife February 06, 2011

dane cook

Since Dane Cook is known for lousy or "shitty" jokes, the act of taking a shit is also known as a dane cook

"I ate so much food at that party, I blew up the bathroom while taking a dane cook."

by yomama16 May 25, 2009