give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024

Empty the Dishwasher

Code for draining the gock of your transfem tradwife.

"Sorry guys I gotta go Empty the Dishwasher or my wife will get mad."

by lunabeawesome May 1, 2024

dishwashington

A title only the mosy highly honored dishwashers ever claim. Its got a connotation relevant to those of Napoleon Bonaparte and Alexander the Great. Seldomly will you ever meet one.

Look Dishwashingtons just goin ham on them dishes.

by dishwashington September 10, 2014

dickwasher

n: Refers to a person's mouth.

Shut your dickwasher! Bring your dickwasher over here and put it to use.

by Scott Free May 30, 2006

Dishaster

1. a huge mess comprised largely, if not all, of dishes
2. when dishes drop and break on the ground

He hasn't done the dishes in weeks! It's a dishaster in the kitchen right now.

by beard115 May 5, 2010

Dishwashing Ass Gnomes

These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work

You there, Dishwashing Ass Gnome, make me a sandwich!

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Dhrishwasher

Literal dishwasher but Dhrish is the dishwasher.

vin: aw man I got too many dirty dishes
Dhrishwasher: *exists*
vin: *inserts dishes in dhrishwasher*
Dhrishwasher: brrr

by Cheesedippers June 16, 2021