Dicker Picker

The act of grabbing only the shaft of a friends penis while said friend is sitting down, much like a claw game, but in this case the prize is your friends penis and the claw is your hand. Whilst preforming the act of picking the dick you must scream "DICKER PICKER."

me-DICKER PICKER!!!!!
friend-AW MAN, thats the second time today, i should really cross my legs.

by Coopy Poopy June 06, 2011

Dickerating

The act of decorating ones dick pic

My buddy nolan send me a dick pic by accident so me and my friends did some dickerating

by Killerchrisby December 12, 2018

Dickered

fucked up, screwed, broken

That piece of machinery is dickered. Can't get it running.

by Urban Mama June 23, 2022

Dickerism

The act of being a total dick when it is not necessary.

Man, Jude just cussed out that bitch for no reason. He is suffering from dickerism today.

by $ammit T. December 15, 2010

Dickerisms

The act of being a dick, in a joking manner... but not really joking.

Person 1: Stop making fun of the girl with one arm shorter then the other, she is tierd of your dickerisms.

by DOER4life November 19, 2010

hip dicker

When a ass kissing coworker is connected to the boss’ nipple in their mouth and hip with penis’s touching each other.

Clint the company ass kisser got caught hip dicking the boss. He’s the bosses’ favorite hip dicker!

by Steamman42 September 26, 2019

Dicker

Fornicate in dark alleys

She wants David to dicker down

by LLSC INC December 14, 2023