Cleetus Diabeetus

Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.

“Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck”

“Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”

by Rüeblai Khänt December 3, 2021

fuckin' diabolical

a term used when a unique and bizarre event occurs in someones life
often surprising and shocking, mostly a good thing
this term is used by 'Billy Butcher' in the show 'the boys' he uses this term the same way as described

"my day is really boring, i need something fuckin' diabolical to happen"
example 1
Person 1: OMG I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!
Person 2: thats 'fuckin diabolical'
example 2
Person 1: MY FRIENDS HEAD JUST RANDOMLY POPPED
Person 2: thats 'fuckin fiabolical'

by LEOOOOOOOOOOO July 7, 2022

Type 10 Diabetes

When you eat Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large from Baskin-Robbins

Dman: Hey i would like one Chocolate Oreo Shake - Large please and thank you.

Worker: Ok but you will probably get Type 10 diabetes

Dman: Oh thats ok i already have it

by KingBigPP September 21, 2020

diablo

Possibly the best video game in exhistance. If you ever find yourself sucked into it, be sure to promptly and efficently uninstall the game and lose the cd key. You may experience withdrawl, but it is worth it in the end. The best remedy for the withdrawl symptoms is lots of porn and an avoidance of large, red orbs.

Damn, I wish I could play Diablo with you guys, but I lost my cd-key! I'll just have to go home and masturbate.

by Alfonzo March 8, 2005

diablo 2

A game that my ex-boyfriend left me for. Honestly girls, if your boyfriend starts to play this game, throw his computer out the window and don't allow him to buy a new one. It's actually more addicting than heroin. It will ruin a person's life and make them lose their friends and sleep. Don't offer to rush him and don't let him buy you a copy of it so that you can play it with him.

My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex anymore, instead he plays D2 all day.

by sliverofpeace April 30, 2005

Diabetes

Just because you have Diabetes doesn't always mean you are fat and dont require insulin. You can be pencle thin and still require insulin. It depends on your body and how it uses the insulin it makes or receives.

I have Diabetes and I'm 5 foot and 100 lbs and require 400 units a day of Humalog insulin because I'm insulin resistant.

by KRYSANN October 18, 2006

Diabolical

Literally the best way to call someone bad as its one of the best words that also means bad

"Jesus you're a diabolical cunt alright"

Fucking diabolical

by ZINKSWINKS August 27, 2019