daft bat

A male aged woman who does stupid things

Look at that daft bat trying to squeeze in there- that parking space was clearly too small

by anonymous December 3, 2024

Daft

Someone who is always wrong. Usually named Matthew. Opposite of a James.

Matthew is incredibly daft.

by Daftmatty October 29, 2020

Daft

Extremely flamboyant and gay.

Dude did you see Andrew the other day? He was being so daft I'm surprised Johnnie didn't slam his ass right there in the alley.

by headbobber1186 April 11, 2019

Dafting

A word used to describe some daft shit

Mate thats just dafting init

by TheBigSammyG September 3, 2020

Daft

A dumb ass fat thing

Do you see that daft over there ? He’s coming closer

by Mzzannthhhh November 18, 2019

Daft

Americans are DAFT firstly voting for Trump and also using words like tenderfoot as well as changing proper spelling in the English language for instance ‘neighbour’ has changed to ‘neighbor’ in America. That is DAFT.

Americans are truly DAFT

by RanDizzle1169 November 12, 2019

Daft

Brittish word for stupid or dumb

Person 1: I like the starwars prrquels
Person 2: Are you Daft?

by RorySowersby May 4, 2018