curdling

The act of manually stimulating a man so rapidly that he ejaculates while still flaccid. The stimulator then backhands the receiver, leaving a mustache of semen—“Curdled!”

That curdling last night left me flabbergasted!

by Curdler August 31, 2010

Curdled Cheese

Picture this, you're sitting in your English class and an overweight girl walks up to the teacher's desk asking him a question. It is about 90 degrees Fahrenheit outside and she decided to wear short shorts. Every step she takes is like watching curdled cheese jiggle.

*Chubby lass walks in front of you*
Your buddy: Bloody hell! Look at the curdled cheese on her legs!
You: I think I've lost my lunch.

by Erlangga April 23, 2011

curdlization

The process of a mother nursing her children while lying down on a plot of fertile land, on which she squirts some of her milk to nourish it.

When I was growing up, my mom often practiced curdlization on my neighbor's vegetable gardens.

by Jackson County November 25, 2006

Curdisha

A person who looks unapproachable, but is really nice once you get to know her. She doesn't take shit from anyone though. She's pretty immature, but is mature and serious when needed. She's fun, wacky, crazy, and weird, but doesn't care if people doesn't like her weirdness.

She looks unapproachable, but Curdisha's actually a nice person.
Curdisha sure is a crazy person.

by Curdi May 31, 2016

Curdle tomato

When you spary ketchup on you girlfriends hair while having sex

Man last night she wanted me to Curdle tomato

by Happy1245 February 18, 2018

curdisney

Not a real thing that fake Ryan made up

Curdisney isn’t a real thing, just something fake Ryan made up to make him feel better that AD is the biggest fraud in the NBA

by Ilikeike4768724822748153484385 July 30, 2021

Curdundlefuck

A big mess.

That election was a curdundlefuck

by M3RKV1PER January 26, 2022