cumbreallas

Also know as false eyelashes, was invented by a Greek prostitute in the 1800’s to protect cum from getting in her eyes

“Make sure you don’t forget your cumbreallas girl”

by I just exist February 12, 2021

Cumbridge

When a male blows his load onto two boobs connecting the nipples with one line of cum.

I cumbridged the shit out of her

by Chay Rarales October 10, 2011

Cumbrain

An adjective used for someone who is constantly horny. To be used as insult to male who thinks about sexually activity 24/7.

"Yeah I kept asking her for nudes but she didn't send any."
"Stop begging for nudes and actually get a life you cumbrain."

by schoeymmii July 17, 2019

Cumbernauld Sausage

Very much like a cumberland sausage, but only in shape. Manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. Tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. Very popular in Cumbernauld and the surrounding areas (Airdrie and Coatbridge) amongst the Glasgow diaspora. Does not export well. Suitable for vegetarians.

That was a lovely night of Buckfast, though my head is pounding with Alcohol withdrawal. Perhaps a Cumbernauld Sausage will cure me of these ills.

by Dusky Seaside September 7, 2013

Cumbrushing

When a guy cums on a girl's teeth and then rubs his dick on her teeth. The cum acting as the toothpaste and the dick acting as the toothbrush.

Jake was cumbrushing Sally last weekend, and now Sally has shiny white teeth

by GigantorMaxypad October 2, 2009

Benedict Cumberbatch

An incredibly talented English actor of TV, film and theatre, known particularly for playing Stephen Hawking in 'Hawking', Paul Marshall in 'Atonement' and Sherlock Holmes in the BBC series 'Sherlock'. In addition to being spectacularly talented, he also has a gorgeous voice 'like a jaguar hiding in a cello', says adorable things like 'Oh crumpets!' when he wins awards, and is absolutely beautiful, ridiculously sexy and a genuinely lovely man.

I love Benedict Cumberbatch, he's so talented and I can't take my eyes off his beautiful face.

by likeaghostlyballet December 7, 2010

Cumberland Regional High School

Cumberland Regional is the large pathetic cluster of seven school districts into one. It is the capital of teen pregnancies, wanna be gangsters, rednecks, and last but not least sluts. Where sports are a complete joke, and the security consists of over weight ex-thugs. Only 25% of the graduates go away, and the other 75% return to work at the local McDonalds and wawa. All of the bathrooms are locked due to the students smoking weed in them.

cumberland regional high school

by SeaBass ✈ May 30, 2017