Hazel Crest

Black community where nig nogs talk alot of shit but can't back it up, nothing much to do here, and don't worry about police, theyre black

Lets all go to Hazel Crest and hang with mah nig nogs

by mice632 January 4, 2011

Crysta

A girl who's an amazing bestfriend, and always knows how to make someone feel better. She's unique and beautiful. She likes to act crazy at times, but she knows when it's time to get serious! She's funny, and has a personality that's one of a kind. If you ever meet a Crysta, you know you've met someone special, and you have been blessed. Love you, Crysta!(:

Andrew: I want to eff Crysta.
Carey: Get in line.
Emma: Haha, i'm first.
Carey: No, I am.
Andrew: No, I called it!
Crysta: Sorry guys, but Andrews first in line!
Carey&Emma: Oh balls.

by Carey P, baby.(: July 27, 2010

Crystal Castles

A great electronica band, consisting of a boy and a girl. From Toronto, Canada.

Crystal Castles are a mad good electronic band.
Love and Caring is their best song.

by Louise T. W December 25, 2008

Crystal Skulled

Verb. When you've been lead to believe something was awesome, but it turned out to be crap. I.e. The movie by Paramount Pictures "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

Friend 1: Did you prank your roommate?

Friend 2: Yeah, I totally "crystal skulled" him into eating an Oreo filled with toothpaste, instead of creme.

by Ryan "RyTheNewsGuy" Ernde August 30, 2014

crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.

"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"

by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016

crystipated

Crystipated: a condition common among the working class...when you need to cry...you want to cry...you SHOULD be crying...but you can't. Your eyes may fill up, but tears will not fall. The pain of a regular life has killed your body's only natural outlet of sorrow. Your heart may be cold and dead. Nobody knows this but you.

When Melissa is crystipated for too long, she will lash out in a fit of rage. If she were smart like Roberta, she would watch "Terms of Endearment" or "Steel Magnolias" and have herself a good cry, thus eliminating the threat of rage.

by Jay Squirrel February 15, 2017

Crystle Kettle

Crystle kettle is one of the most annoying people you will ever meet. Crystle kettle, aka jamesbatty19, is one of the many roblox players. Crystle kettle is so hated that there is even a group called the Kettle Foundation. The Kettle Foundation is a group targeted at Crystle Kettle as an investigation group. The group is able to find out pretty much anything about ‘it’. The group is ran by PcNoodlex (aka Pc). Crystle Kettle hates Pc with a passion LOL

Crystle kettle, that one with a white hat and a white dress.

by Kettlecovld June 23, 2020