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Crusting

"Crusting" is the act of making sourdough bread within your asshole.

Farting: If you fart well crusting, this acts as the seasoning/aroma. The poop particles create this seasoning, and the aroma is from the smell.
Clenching: Clenching and unclenching acts as mixing the sourdough starter kit.
Pooping: This either adds to the sourdough starter kit, or happens when you are ready to bake the sourdough bread. Make sure to have a container!
"Hey Tony, what have you been doing this weekend?"

"Oh y'know, crusting, I just got my second sourdough starter kit off of amazon!"

"Aw that's awesome! I can never seem to crust long enough to get a good loaf of bread."
by Jeremy Sourdough kit December 30, 2025
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Face-crastinating

v. Wasting all your time on Facebook or some other social networking site when you should be studying for your exam in three hours or doing homework for Environmental Science.
If you keep face-crastinating, you're going to fail your Physics final.
by frustratedstudent September 28, 2010
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Pre-crastinate

The act of placing yourself or others (usually those who work for you) in crisis mode now for something far in the future that may or may no ever happen. The same amount of energy is expended and stress is created in a compressed timeframe as if you had waited until the last minute only it is done now when it is uncertain if the event will actually occur.
Why does the boss always pre-crastinate? We end up doing cheetah flips and running around like our pants are on fire for something 6 months away "just in case." Then they cancel the thing.
by Jammed up October 26, 2013
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professora cristina

I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO 107!!! I HAVE NO CLASS MANAGEMENT AND I SUCK AT TEACHING!!!!!
Lately, Ronny has been acting like a professora cristina, I hate him when hes like that.
by insidecheesegrater September 25, 2018
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Maria Cristina Guerra

Una brutta ciuccacazzi di trans in viale trieste che odia il duce e si diverte incazzandosi con Marcis
L’altro giorno ho visto Maria Cristina Guerra ciucciare 2 minche allo stesso momento
by scghille November 21, 2021
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ironi-crastination

watching videos on beating procrastination and depression while you have weeks of work and studying to catch up on
Yeah, I have a project that was due more than a week ago but instead of working on it, I flew through an unending ironi-crastination playlist of videos that are supposed to help me get control of my life back, but it's still like me in class: the words go in through one ear and out the other. :,)
by Mal.Halsey April 25, 2022
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Kurt Cristinad

A Maltese saying which is used to show that one got lied to when agreeing to meet at a specific time
Jacob: Didn't we say we're meeting at 7:00?
Daniel: You got Kurt Cristinad brother
by Dronzi December 9, 2023
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