Crotchety ole fuck

Cranky old homophobic white male with right wing extremists views

Man that guy Terry is such a Crotchety ole fuck. He is always complaining about the younger generation

by NY Mike January 28, 2020

crotchateria

Where you wash crotches.

Where you tell someone to go that’s being crotchety.

You need to go take a squat at the Crotchateria.

by AlliDaug July 21, 2022

crotchety

Bill Nye in an airport.

"Bill was looking so old and angry, well old isn't the right word-"
"Crotchety."
"Yeah, crotchety"

by MerBudd March 15, 2023

crotchjostle

#CrotchJostle
When you got a crotch and you jostle it.

Remember that scene in Sicario when Benicio Del Toro waterboards that cartel guy? Perfect example of a crotchjostle

by GaeusFlavius November 5, 2023

Crotchgoblins

Kids... Kids are crotchgoblins

Look at all those crotchgoblins running around

by Tay44 March 23, 2026

crotchet

A quarter note.

There is a cooler name for a "quarter note" which you may hear in the UK: a "crotchet."
The UK has so many weird names for note values.

by !!--Mack_Mulligan--!! December 6, 2025

gravy crotchet

Its that thing where you take leftover Thanksgiving turkey gravy and pour it on your dick and then a girl sucks it off while you whistle the Davey Crockett theme song.

Mike: What'd you do with your leftovers bro?
Ted: Gravy Crotchett
Mike: Nice dude

by Kimbeardactyl December 23, 2013