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Crooning

The act of scooping fecal matter out of another persons rectum using only two fingers.
Dude, last night I walked in on Danny and Arin crooning. It was terrifying, yet intriguing.
by Stickythings August 4, 2016
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Crookston

noun; a state of mind, rather than a place, characterized by long stretches of seemingly endless boredom; emphasized by uninterrupted stretches of binge drinking which may or may not include loss of memory, friends, and/or property, and the bitches are no where to be found.
That party last night made me feel like I was in Crookston; I boned a goat and do not remember what happened after that.
by SwaggaDaddyK March 23, 2011
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crook

I am too crook to work
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Crookabanger

n. (pronounced "croo-ka-BANG-er") A term originating in the Bay Area that refers to any female who performs sexual favors for multiple members of a group or crew.
On the remix to the hyphy track "Super Sic Wid it", Mistah F.A.B. gets explicit rapping, "Searchin' for a ripper or runner or crookabanger/What's a crookabanger? Your whole crew can bang'er."
by ~$*-Marcus-*$~ April 29, 2006
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Crookman

A male with a big veiny crooked dick
Sally slept with John last night. She says he's a real crookman.
by Veiny CLUM March 24, 2011
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La Crook

When you spike your La Croix with vodka.
We drank La Crooks as we rode in the minivan home after the bachelorette party in Duluth.
by Jannetto September 24, 2017
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