choking chester

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.

I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!

by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014

Cooking Cabbage

Experiencing and expelling repetitive, explosive, rancid flatulence.

Broohhhh!!! WTF is that smell? It's ripe. My eyes are watering.

Sorry Braaaaahhhh. Just cooking cabbage today.

Rank ass dude.

by Eaton Holgoode November 7, 2015

You smell what I'm cookin'?

Former wrestler and now actor The Rock coined the phrase "you smell what I am cooking"? when he would try to intimidate his opponent it was his "hook" after talking trash. It can be defined as the following:

1) Do you know my intentions?
2) Do you realize the impact of my actions?
3) Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth
4) Do you smell what I ate recently, as I just farted?

Joe Blow: Hey Joey if you fart again in the car again I'm going to beat you down!

Joey BagOfDoughnuts: Ah I see you smell what I'm cookin'?

Joe Blow: No, but you're going to smell what I'm cooking when i leave you for dead at the next traffic light!

by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) January 21, 2011

Cronkin'

Cronkin': somthing over powering to the highest degree, Cronked: to be cronked or you are cronked.

"Its Cronkin' in here!" "This cro is Cronkin'!" "Crackingly Cronkin'!" "I feel Cronked!" "Cronkin'" "Cronked"

by Kyle Wilson, Simon Head December 9, 2008

Chokin' The Porpoise

When a girl gives a guy with a short stubby dick a handjob.

I was getting action from my girlfriend last night and she wanted to stop jerkin' my dick, but i was like "No bitch, keep Chokin' The Porpoise."

by Vantality Akenfa April 9, 2010

cooking with ruben

Cooking with Ruben is an extremely popular online video featuring Ruben and his buddies. They attempt on making cake

“I can’t wait to watch cooking with Ruben for the 58th time today!”

by uR dED NaN haRRhAR!!1!111 October 30, 2017

choking the gecko

Another word for maturbation1

Oi can you stop choking the gecko, we're in a hospital

by Loading_ooo December 14, 2017